A young preist new to the church was sent to his first church in order to learn the ropes from the old irish preist. He arrived and duly listened to the wise old preist.

A week past and the old preist suddenly died. The Bishop visited the young preist and told him he was now in charge of the church. The young preist was petrified and told the Bishop he had never held a confessional. Dont worry answered the Bishop its easy if you get stuck ask one of the church staff for help.

The young priest began his task and all seemed to go well untill one day a young woman came into the confession booth and asked to be forgiven.

What did u do the young priest asked, In the heat of love with my husband i performed oral sex on him. The young preist was taken back by this and did not know what punishment to give her.

As he sat there thinking he saw a young choir boy walk past so he called him over and asked him what the old irish preist used to give for a blow job, usually a donut replied the choirboy:-)

LMAO lol

OMG!

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Duncan Donut?

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holy cow!

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"Res ipsa loquitur, sed quid in infernos dicet?" ("The thing speaks for itself, but what in the hell does it say?")