A husband and wife have been happily married for over 12 years; a picture of pure bliss, with their nice townhouse in a nice neighborhood, with the perfect 3 children, attending the perfect schools. Everything was just ideal... save for one thing that always bothered the wife.

She always wondered why, since the beginning of their marriage, the husband insisted on turning the lights off each time they made love. He INSISTED on the room being pitch black, or he just wouldn't do it.

For all these years, she accepted this quirk as a part and parcel of his personality... but time and curiosity eventually got the better of her. One day, she decided she would find out what the reason was.

That night, she started to get him in the mood, and they moved to the bedroom. Of course, as expected, he turned the lights off. They went at it for a while, when, while riding on top of him, she reaches over and quickly turns the bedside lamp on.

Shocked beyond words, she realizes that her husbands cock is completely limp, and he's been working on her with a dildo. "What's the meaning of this?!?" she angrily yells out!

Eeeever so calmly, he replies,"Sweetheart, I'll explain everything to you, once you explain the three kids sleeping in next room!"