A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'Once, on a trip to the
Black Hills in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So,
I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker, smacked him in the
face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the
ground.' I yelled, 'Now back off!! Or I'll kick the **** out of all of you!!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Just a couple of minutes ago...

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haha :-D

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haahah thats funny

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