From 'Dr. Fangenstein and the mystery Theater' to 'Spideranity'. What the fuck am i doing up? No no that was a rhetorical question, I wasn't actually asking you. Im having a messed up conversation with a friend and wondering where im pulling these Fantastical things outta my head.
I.E. When a girl says: "haha i like fucking with your mind"
I come back with: "Mind fucks are not cool!!! were not even dating and or/seeing each other and your fucking with my mind... thats the non cool part. i mean you'd expect that from some weirdo chicky thats all crazy and into fucking with guys minds whilst in a relationship setting, thus driving the guy mad... but not from you.... oh no. not from you.
However when the conversation moves to pet spiders... and 'Bitey' is an unsuitable name because of its lack of originality, THATS when the name Dr. Fangenstein and the Mystery Theater' come into play.
Yet then still thinking of children's books i WOULDN'T read such as 'The Spider with no fangs' (Which is fictional by the way, at least i just thought of it. If by some divine coincidence there happens to be a book out there by that specific name and you choose to read it on my accord then at least thank me for providing you with such dialect.) Because no that is not how childrens books should be. Why should we lie to them?
BUT what about Santa and the Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, Jesus. We lie to them about THAT stuff don't we?
Those are fictional things that can only scar children on the inside once they come to the sad realization that is false. However denying children truth about potentially dangerous spiders/snakes/saber tooth tigers/ and other fanged creatures is just wrong. What 8 year old on a safari adventure would be safe without the vast knowledge of Fangified creatures that lurk around him, waiting to strike at any given moment. Who will save him now? You? oops too late, he now has 17 different venoms coursing though his circulatory system all thanks to YOU who didn't even want to tell him of said dangers to begin with. So why would HE want YOUR help. Well he's 8 so he'll probably take the help. But thats besides the point.
Well Sorry if this offends anyone. I randomly threw Jesus in there cause i thought it would be funny. Yeah im a Catholic. Means i can say what i want and they'll still forgive me for it.


Much love,
Sketch

funny stuff

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Wow... i just re-read that whole thing... i was baked out of my mind...

good lord that was fun.

WTF,is that a recorded conversation from a session or something cos it sounds like that kinda shit lmao

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It was taken Partly from an MSN convo last night, but alot of it is random.
I came home blitzed, and that was the outcome...

well im taking it it wasnt just alcohol lol

No alcohol whatsoever. It was the little green thing that makes your fingers sticky. no no... not boogers.

not sleeping a sign of being bypolar MAYBE!!!! LOL i am

Crack is bad, mmmmk? LOL good stuff