i work in computer sales and are constantly ringing up places like hp or dell for faulty products these are just a few of the many freaking funny names of the hp customer support team

Boogie - head of support in the printer department
Hump Jo - sales rep
Keel Yu - tech support for laptops
I Ham - tech support for printers and scanners
Dumbs - assistant manager of sales and technical staff
Henry Stevenson - tech support (malaysian with the name henry ? WTF!!!)
Nipples (Nee Pals)- tech support for printers and scanners
Dimsims - supplies (i feel sorry for this kid .. his parents named him after food)