One evening thinking he was being funny, a husband said to his wife;

"Perhaps you could try washing your pants in slim fast, it might take a few inches off your ass"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she couldn't let such a remark go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of his underwear out of the drawer.

"What the hell is this?" He said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

Shouting to his wife in the bathroom, "April, why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replies, "It's not talcum powder, it's Miracle Grow!"

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Ouch!

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"Res ipsa loquitur, sed quid in infernos dicet?" ("The thing speaks for itself, but what in the hell does it say?")

lol how to dent the male ego

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