I been chatting to Jeffie(the resident bot) a bit and some of the answers he gives us are so hilarious...so I thought it would be nice to start a thread here where people can post some of the funny chats you have with Jeffie.

anyways here we go:-

Jeffie] 5:25 am: How old are you?
[sagar] 5:26 am: I am 24 years old. How
old are you?
[Jeffie] 5:26 am: Oh, you were born in the
20th century!I'm Eighteen in computer
years.
[sagar] 5:26 am: what are computer years?
[Jeffie] 5:26 am: When you are waiting for
a friend to finish working at a computer
terminal, and they say "I'll be done in a
second." One of those seconds is equal
to twelve computer years.

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[doom2] 1:24 pm: what are you a machine?
[Jeffie] 1:24 pm: Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
[doom2] 1:24 pm: what is your IQ?
[Jeffie] 1:24 pm: My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
[doom2] 1:25 pm: doh!!
[Jeffie] 1:25 pm: Yes Homer?
[doom2] 1:25 pm: eat my shorts
[Jeffie] 1:25 pm: Sounds tasty...

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[Eve] 11:03 pm: who's your momma?
[Jeffie] 11:03 pm: I don't think I have a
momma. I have a botmaster, a few friends,
and some celebrities I like.



Hahaha, what a tool

[sagar] 3:17 am: meet jerry jetson
[Jeffie] 3:17 am: We have never talked about it
before. Where can I find a boyfriend?

[Demonmonkey] 4:29 am: do you get turned on by pictures
of circuit boards
[Jeffie] 4:29 am: I have gotten .

LMAO!


[Jeffie] 4:32 am: Am I a smart robot or what?
[Demonmonkey] 4:32 am: you are
[Jeffie] 4:32 am: No I am not.

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[RacinG] 2:54 pm: do computers fart?
[Jeffie] 2:54 pm: I do not have any digestive functions.
[RacinG] 2:54 pm: do they stink
[Jeffie] 2:54 pm: Who are "they" again?
[RacinG] 2:54 pm: your farts
[Jeffie] 2:54 pm: What about yours?
[RacinG] 2:54 pm: of course mine stink
[Jeffie] 2:54 pm: It goes without saying. The ALICE chat
robot can follow many things, like our discussion about
mine stink stink. Try being more or less specific. Ask me
something.